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Deadlock: Victor
Short answer
My life has only gotten worse since I chose to play Victor. You can't kill me.
Steam Community guide by shghuid.
Suffer
Performance on Victor is directly proportional to IRL suffering. Since beginning Deadlock my Victor main climb a few months ago my life has only gotten worse. The girl I loved left me; she haunts my dreams every night. I got sick several times and lost a ton of weight, my best friend from work got transferred, my grandfather died, and my dog died the day before our Christmas. Also when I was getting out of the pendulum squat machine my earbud fell out onto the floor and I legitimately could not find it for like an hour of searching. Ts just straight up disappeared.
#🍇EOSPendulumSquat
The pain will be worth it.
Brooding
But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo
You are hamstringing yourself if you are not listening and brooding to moody loser virgin incel music like Radiohead and Deftones just like Victor would. Enjoying these kinds of music make you as unfxckable and detestable to mankind as humanly possible. It is imperative that you larp and try to be as miserable as possible. This will directly improve Victor performance.
I HATE JESSICA
My friend's girlfriend Jessica reminds me of Vyper. And like the in game Vyper, all she does is ruin everything and sell my games. She always calls or texts him while we're laning or playing the game, and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hides and doesn't do anything behind tower to answer her. I'm solo clearing and being 🍇'ed in the butt by the minions and other players while he does nothing. I HATE JESSICA AND VYPER.
Sunday Morning
♥♥♥♥ don't get better twin. Sunday morning never comes. Ts lowkey torture
Updates
"2026 Gonna be my year for sure"
Some notes from the author, A Cursed Apple best seller.
Things have been radio silent for a while and this guide is a little old. Let's see what's been goin on with Vic. Oh cool they took him out back and gaped him. Sure yeah take my cleanse, let's give it to Haze. Yep! I do want to become a gun character and brainless ult bot to lose all uniqueness and flavor to my kit. Strip me of every ounce of self.
10/30/27: Healbane stacks, anti-heal globally buffed, healing booster nerfed. I ain't smiled in weeks
Y'know I was able to put on some size and ascend to LTN. Worked hard to improve myself so naturally I had to put down my other dog this month. Got doxxed. Didn't get a raise cause admin wanted to waste money on uniform changes then change their minds. My hb goin through a pregnancy scare. Let's look on the plus side though, I learned how to scuba dive! Though now my ears hurt. It's been 4 months and I still can't hear right, everything's muffled and sounds off. But I think I miss hearing her laugh the most though.
