Overwatch: How to be a Main Mercy and at the same time be a man with God's…

Steam Community guide by Tacosowy.

1. perform a morning exorcism

This is crucial, because the forces of evil lurk around every corner. As a Mercy player, you are especially vulnerable to sin. To protect yourself from evil, you must pray an exorcism before each match. This will shield your soul from Satan’s influence.
Below is an example of a prayer that will protect you. Remember to say “Amen” at the end! :)))
In the name of Jesus Christ,
I renounce Satan, all his works, and all his empty promises.
I place myself under the protection of the Precious Blood of Jesus
and ask Him to guard my body, soul, mind, and spirit this day.
By the authority of Jesus Christ, I command every evil spirit,
every influence not of God, and every power of darkness
to leave me now and never return.
Lord Jesus, fill me with Your Holy Spirit,
surround me with Your holy angels,
and strengthen me in faith, hope, and love.
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend me in battle.
Be my protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host,
by the power of God, cast into hell Satan
and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

2. don't trust these liars

As a Mercy player, you often experience false accusations intended to lead you away from God. Every male Mercy player is an exemplary servant of God, so it is impossible for him to play to the detriment of his team. Therefore, when you see “Mercy diff” in the chat, immediately point out that it is a lie and that the person spreading it is guided by the impure forces of the Antichrist.
An example of what you should write :)))
– Antichrist: mercy diff
– You: Your lies are sinful. I will pray every night that you find peace of mind and never again spread such insulting and libelous lies about me.
Remember: they will try to silence you, but you must remain strong.

3.kill the Heretics!

Mercy players are not only servants of God, but also warriors. They must face the great evil embodied by the following characters:

• Widow
• Sombra
• Genji
• Doomfist
• Another Mercy
  These are among God’s greatest enemies, and they must be destroyed. God has granted us an ultimate that allows us to smite these foes. Never, ever use your ultimate to heal allies when these enemies are nearby. A Mercy player’s most sacred duty is to eliminate the heretics who corrupt the game world with sin.
  

4.Don't sin

The duty of a Mercy player is to be a faithful servant of God. To be righteous, one must reject all forms of sin. The gravest sins to avoid are the following:

• Drinking alcohol
• Smoking cigarettes
• Touching women
• Even thinking about playing a game other than Overwatch
• Spending money on anything other than Overwatch
• Touching grass
• Playing at more than 60 FPS (that's a bit gay)
• Playing characters other than Mercy
• Support Serbia
• Playing Overwatch for less than 6 hours a day
  Every Mercy player must follow these rules without exception.
  

5. it's not your fault

Often, Mercy players are forced to endure losing matches. But every Mercy player is one of God’s favorites. Therefore, a loss is never Mercy’s fault—it is always the fault of the terrible tank and DPS.
When you are faced with failure, you may choose one of the following actions:

• Read a random passage from the Bible
• Report them
• Pray even more
• Evaporate the lost match. The match will cease to exist. This destroys all evidence of its existence.
• Tell your mom you love her
• Send them to the Maгaдaн
  The choice is yours.
  

Thank you for reading the guide.

I wrote this guide in accordance with the church's instructions. I hope that male Mercy players will find peace in their souls. They will no longer blame themselves for playing the easiest character for women.

If you want to check if your favorite mercy skin is liked by god, check out my second guide

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3727019533